Total Medals Earned: 248 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,270 Points
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/500 points)
View the high scores.
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 5/5 (200/200 points)
Accomplish your mission to find a new identity.
Find medicinal blue flowers for the good doctor
Kill a spider, save a kitty.
Eliminate the Pig Hunter
Help the town tailor find a green, furry shawl.
Medals Earned: 5/9 (225/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Find the adult pleasure.
Complete the Game.
Defend the weak.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (55/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Slide a HELLA long time!
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 8/16 (125/500 points)
Defeat the Footie Twins
Defeat Battbot
Defeat Ootkey
Defeat TRN-1
Get Secret Ending
Defeat Raijinmaru
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Defeat Final Weapon
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
Defeat Mecha-Death
Defeat Phantom
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 11/13 (135/155 points)
Medals Earned: 13/18 (150/460 points)
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (255/495 points)
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Kill yourself.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Try out all swords.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!